One club
Slime Single
$16.95/week
Your home club, around the clock.
- 24/7 access to your home club
- Free group goo classes
- Digital pass in the app
- No lock-in contract
Pick your consistency
Memberships from $13.95 a week.
Three tiers, no lock-in on weekly. Choose your club, your cadence and your slime level — student and Family Blob pricing are built into the join flow.
No lock-in
Cancel any week. No exit fee, no notice period, no awkward phone call.
No joining fee
Just an Ooze calibration fee on weekly memberships. Yearly and upfront skip it.
Pay your way
Weekly direct debit, yearly (4 weeks free) or 12 months upfront — your call.
Student & family
Concession pricing for students, and a Family Blob that covers two adults plus extras.
All clubs
Multi-Goo
$22.95/week
Every club, every state. Ooze freely.
- 24/7 access to all 7 clubs
- Free group goo classes
- Bring-a-blob guest pass monthly
- No lock-in contract
All access + recovery
Primordial
$29.95/week
Our thickest tier. Everything, plus recovery.
- Everything in Multi-Goo
- Ooze pits & saunas
- Recovery zone + viscosity tracking
- Priority class booking
Common questions
Who can join Club Slime?
Anyone 18+ can join online. Under-18s can join with guardian consent — we'll email your parent or guardian a consent link before anything is charged.
Is there a contract or lock-in?
No. Weekly memberships are ongoing and cancel any time. Yearly and upfront memberships run for 12 months. Nothing about us is solid.
Which clubs can I use?
Slime Single covers your home club. Multi-Goo and Primordial cover all 7 clubs nationwide — ooze between them freely.
What's the Ooze calibration fee?
A one-off $66 activation on weekly memberships, charged with your first payment. Yearly and upfront memberships don't pay it.
What about presale clubs?
Join a presale club and you pay $0 today — your debits only start when the club opens its doors.